there's only so much a chimpanzee can do with a rubix cube.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a discussion about women's rights in the Middle East will deflect into a rant against Israel.

It's a fine line between a challenging friend and a worthy foe.

real ninjas don't sweat.

There are friends who will make a movie with you, friends who will help you move and friends who will bust you out of an internment camp. 

Guys are terrible at understanding human relationships, unless they're strategists or dandies.