Sometimes you have to put your face in the cake.

if you treat good people like enemies, they'll become enemies.

patriarchy makes good food taste bad.

Sometimes in an LAX bathroom you look up in the mirror and the person next to you is a Mennonite chick adjusting her headgear, too.

Some days you're just itching to use the word "tomfoolery".

Some people disappear faster than they should.

Some days make you feel like you'll own the world, and some days remind you of your eternal insignificance.