Everyone thinks the past is so far away.

The hobbits fought Galadriel's proxy war.

If a rose didn't have thorns people wouldn't understand its value. (so every rose needs its thorns.)

Once upon a time we had toasted ketchup for dinner. Now we feast on fries like kings.

who's idea was it to force pastel and plastic on babies?

100% of dictators are assholes but 70% of all assholes belong to the film industry.

if transformation were easy it wouldn't be profound.