Saturday, October 9, 2010

throwing stones at tyrants.
I have discovered that republicans, too, watch romantic comedies.  

but they laugh at the cheesiest cliches and I don't think we can discuss a film on any intelligent level.  ever.

but we shall emphasize the positives and restore faith in the possibility of a unified America.
fact: one cannot buy electromagnetic field deflectors on ebay.

Friday, October 8, 2010

movies are just elaborate trailers for books.
don't study history.  it will make you more impatient with the present.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

look again, your swords are now roses!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

if you don't know how to break dance, you're not muslim.  my takfiri statement of the day.

followed by its corollary, if you can't rap...